Ingomar Otter

Buy Apple put options
Hack MobileMe
Perform 40 million “remote wipes”
Cash in & ruuuun

Optional: Buy a small country of your choice.
Seriously:  The  MobileMe iPhone integration has risen the stakes considerably. I just hope that remote wipe is protected by a user-defined password on the device (and not just by the MobileMe account). They can’t be that stupid [...]